Archive for March, 2009

10 Signs You Partied Too Hard At The Tulsa Workshop

March30

1.  You wake up Sunday morning with a tattoo that says “What Would Terry Do?”
2.  You own a shirt that reads “Disciple of John (Dobbs)”.
3.  You made so many new friends, you are considering volunteering for the Witness Relocation Program.
4.  You signed up to be a missionary in Brazil, Africa, Mexico, China, New Zea land, Canada, Afghanistan and Detroit [...]

Party Like A Rockstar: Christian Edition

March24

1.  Send your “people” in ahead of you to prep the crowd for your arrival. 
 2.  Sit in the middle of a pew.  When someone tries to sit down beside you say, “EXCUSE ME!  These seats are for MY PRIDE and MY ARROGANCE!” Look to your left and right while saying to no one in particular [...]

Thank You My Friends!

March18

Thank you all so much for nominating Amanda Sanders Blog and Red Hot Momma  for a Christian BloggerAward. Both blogs are finalists!   I am so honored you took the time to vote for me!  I also want to thank Theobloggers for hosting the awards.  Thank you! Thank you! 
There are many talented bloggers nominated, please vote for whomever you wish.  [...]

The Art of Romance

March16

Yesterday I held hands with my Zane.  A big deal for two reasons.  He is Autistic and doesn’t like to touch or be touched. By anyone.  Ever.  Not even his mom.  The second reason is groundbreaking on a new level, he is in love. 
That’s right, awkward ten year old love.  Combine that with Autism, Sensory [...]

How To Spot A Dad

March10

1.  He has a fat wallet. Full of kid pictures… but no cash.
2.  The family he is out with looks like they just stepped out of the GAP.  He looks like he just had a makeover from Goodwill.
3.  He has been to the ER more than once for food poisoning.  Hey, some body’s got to taste the milk [...]

Be Nice

March5

I have  hard time being “Nice”.  Despite many, many years of my Mom’s best efforts and warnings to do so.  I really struggle.  I had no idea just how “Not Nice” I was until I began practicing the spiritual discipline of silence. 
It isn’t that I want to be unloving toward others.  I love people.  I do.  I just have [...]