This my friend, is what Greedy looks like:

Wow. This hurts…I am greedy.  Really greedy, in ways I had never imagined.  See I crave, all kinds of things, then work hard to get them. Singlemindedly determined to have what I want.  Even when I want too much. 
I desire many things. Security, wealth, praise, respect, pleasure and yes, food.  Did I mention [...]