Some Of My Favorite Birthday Gifts

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December 3, 197#, I made my big debut into this amazing world. (You didn’t really think I was going to put my actual age out here, did you?) I can’t claim to have been born laughing, but I can assure you it was on my “To Do List”. Mom, feel free to put the actual age I began, cause I know you have it written down somewhere!

I love to laugh and if you have ever personally met me, you already know that.  The only thing I love more than laughter, are those who induce it. Laughter is absolutely one of the best gifts God ever gave us.  So to celebrate my birthday, I am going to share a list of some of the people who have consistently given me the gift of laughter this past year.  Thank you all for making this last year lighter and brighter for me!

#11 Brian Nicklaus, aka The Blog Prophet  How could I have left out Brian in my original post? Well, honestly I was afraid of freaking him out since I have only met him once in person. Come to find out you can’t freak out the Blog Prophet! So here, at number eleven, the man who makes me laugh repeatedly…BRIAN NICKLAUS!

#10- Steve Tucker  People have you heard this man laugh? He has the most contagious laugh in the history of mankind. Such a blessing. 

#9 Trey Morgan Go read about him trying to snuggle up to his wife at funeral and tell me that isn’t hilarious! Or how about the time he got a full body shot of Grandma at the hospital? Top that! I dare you.

#8 Patrick Mead  I have gotten to personally talk with this man twice.  Once in the dark, by candle light ( I can explain…) and once as a guest on A Better View. Both times I have been so tickled I was sore the next day. (I can explain about that too.)

#7 Paula Harrington I cannot tell you how funny she is people. If you have never heard her story of how she got mixed up and used the word “Necrophilia” instead of  “Nepotism” while trying to bond with a new friend, you are missing out. (I know you are thrilled I mentioned this Paula)

#6  Sarah Stirman You can try, but you won’t be able to outwit her. In fact, just ask her about Walmart selling caskets online, for a sample of her dry humor. Or maybe you have an old bathtub lying around and a serious need for landscaping. Talk to Sarah. (Your welcome Sarah!) 

#5 Dusty Rush  It doesn’t matter what the conversation starts out like, I am going to end up laughing with this man. He is endlessly funny. If you don’t know him, go befriend him. Your life will be better for it!

#4 Zane, Zeke and Zack Sanders! You three won’t  read it now, but someday you might stumble upon this post. Granted it will be in a strange and archaic form of communication, like cave drawings, by the time you are old enough to appreciate it. I want you guys to know that you all have made me laugh everyday on purpose and accidentally and in your underwear mostly.  It has been blissful. Thank you.

# 3 Angie Burns I cannot imagine a world without her now that I have gotten a taste of life through Angie’s eyes. She is  the funniest/ most fun girl I have ever known! For those of you that don’t know her, a sampling of how her mind works. Regarding deer season, ”Not tonight, deer. I’m sorry, but I think how hunters take advantage of deer during rutting season is just plain cruel. Not for killing them, but for getting their hopes up.”

#2  Greg Sanders Oh what can I say about this man to do justice to his sense of humour? Words fail me, allthough he would say “Well, that’s a first!”, then wink at me.  He loves to entertain me. Endlessly. He has done all kinds of things that to make me laugh over the years. Some I can’t repeat…but whether he is hanging like a monkey from a tree, subsequently falling out of said tree and injuring himself, or modeling a zebra print Snuggie as part of a Manliness Fashion Show, he is blessing me.  I intend to spend many more years laughing and carrying on with this man on earth and someday in Heaven.  (If you get a place next to ours up there, know we will be loud. Fair warning!)

#1  God.  He has totally rocked my world this year. Turning lots of my sorrows into dancing as only He is able. (Reminds me of a song!)  He has provided me with joyous and unexpected opportunities. Not to mention grand folks with whom to enjoy His grand blessings. I have spent much of this last year laughing and saying to Him “Once again, You have blown me away. I am so unworthy..but oh so grateful!” 

If you didn’t make this list…TRY HARDER NEXT YEAR!  Just kidding. There have been so many of you who have made me giggle, were I to list, it would stretch into next weeks post. Thank you all for putting up with me and being kind enough to share a laugh. God Bless!

11 Comments to

“Some Of My Favorite Birthday Gifts”

  1. December 2nd, 2009 at 6:21 pm       Sarah S. Says:

    First of all, with an audience like Amanda Sanders, who ISN’T funny? I’m sure my husband wants to say to you with a very woeful look, “Don’t encourage her…” but your precious laughter and your genius banter just keep us going! So, no doubt, we ALL get the piece of corner cake to celebrate today — what a GREAT day when Amanda Sanders came into this world.

    Second, Angie’s comment about deer hunting is what I have never been able to put into words about what disturbs me about the whole thing. Hilarious.

    Last (I really had to do this in outline form): how creepy soul sisters are we (remember when ABV was almost soul sisters)– I honestly saw Matt Lauer doing a promo for ‘Most Influential People of 2009′ and I’m already planning my own personal ‘Most Influential People of 2009′ blog post. Spooky! You already have some of my people! Is that okay? :-)

    Happy birthday! So glad you were born! Love you!


  2. December 3rd, 2009 at 2:04 pm       Laura Says:

    Happy birthday!
    Thanks for making us laugh!


  3. December 3rd, 2009 at 5:56 pm       Paula Harrington Says:

    I second everything Sarah and Laura said. What would we ever do without you to brighten our days?


  4. December 4th, 2009 at 5:10 pm       brian Says:

    happy birthday. sorry I wasn’t funny enough this past year. sorry to have let you down. I will now gouge out my eyeballs with a USB plug.


  5. December 4th, 2009 at 5:48 pm       Amanda Sanders Says:

    Sarah- Please go ahead with your list. As long as I am on it… We’re cool. ; )

    Laura- Bless your heart! You have gone from “Faithful Reader” to Friend in my book this year. (Hmm, now I have to get that tatoo changed…)

    Paula- Yes. Continue believing life would be horribly boring without me. Obviously those special “relaxtion/hyponosis” tapes I made for you are working.

    Brian- Here is the truth. I started to add you, then stopped. I was afraid you’d think I was creepy because we don’t know each other that well. Upon further reflection, I see your attatchment to me is greater than I had suspected, thus your willingness to harm yourself over me. I like where this is going…Consider yourself already on next years list!


  6. December 5th, 2009 at 4:13 pm       brian Says:

    Woo-Hoo!!!!!!

    Or you could edit the list and put me back in it.
    Just remove Tucker or your preacher.


  7. December 5th, 2009 at 4:21 pm       Paula Harrington Says:

    LOl at Brian


  8. December 5th, 2009 at 7:57 pm       brian Says:

    or make me an honorable mention or something like that


  9. December 5th, 2009 at 10:12 pm       Amanda Sanders Says:

    Brian- You are made the list!


  10. December 6th, 2009 at 1:07 pm       brian Says:

    THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY EVER!!
    I AM UNFREAKOUTABLE!!


  11. December 13th, 2009 at 1:06 am       Trey Morgan Says:

    Amanda … thanks for the shout out. I’m honored to make your list.


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