Or you could edit the list and put me back in it.
Just remove Tucker or your preacher.

Laura- Bless your heart! You have gone from “Faithful Reader” to Friend in my book this year. (Hmm, now I have to get that tatoo changed…)

Paula- Yes. Continue believing life would be horribly boring without me. Obviously those special “relaxtion/hyponosis” tapes I made for you are working.

Brian- Here is the truth. I started to add you, then stopped. I was afraid you’d think I was creepy because we don’t know each other that well. Upon further reflection, I see your attatchment to me is greater than I had suspected, thus your willingness to harm yourself over me. I like where this is going…Consider yourself already on next years list!