Well, I have been sick and busy lately, so my writing has taken a nose dive. I missed you guys though! I have been dying to share what transpired in my house three weeks ago. BRACE YOURSELVES: Sex is going to be discussed.
Picture it, Sanders family living room. 8:35 p.m. give or take a minute. [...]

Today I went to the car wash with a mission. Two fold mission, I should say. Part one, get that iced over mixture of road grime and salt off my station wagon. Part two, get the girl who runs the car wash to smile.
See, engaging her in conversation has been my objective for the last six months.  I visit that [...]